Black Friday Warning

The high today is 72. Tomorrow it is 70.  Friday, it will reach  a balmy 50 degrees!  Break out your tank tops, bermuda shorts, Umbros, and surfer gear… for a day only. 

This is only a post to remind you to dress warmly when you go out crazy early to shop on Friday morning.  If you aren’t planning on getting up super early, then you should.  The Iron Bowl starts at 1:30 CST and  you dont want to miss that.  I would suggest leaving for Black Friday deals at 2:00 pm on Thanksgiving day. And please dress warm – it’s hard to shop and cheer for your favorite college football team when your fingers have fallen off from frostbite.  And finally, dont forget your wallet and cell phone, lest you blow out a tire.

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  1. This is all excellent advice that you have bestowed upon your readers. Hopefully, they will all follow it but if not, they can’t blame you for losing a finger. Today, you have done some good in this otherwise fallen world, sir

    Also, I bet it is really hard to eat a Chaco Taco with less than the usual amount of fingers.

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